Saturday, September 3, 2011

Funny... but True :)

5 basic rules of life:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a
Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot .

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk!!

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