Sunday, August 21, 2011

A forwarded mail on Anna Hazare


  

1. Who is Anna Hazare?
An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War
 
2. What's so special about him?
He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra
 
3. So what?
This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills.
In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village. 
 
4. Ok,...?
This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his social activities.
 
5. Really, what is he fighting for?
He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in India.
 
6. How that can be possible?
He is advocating for a Bil, The Lok Pal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.
 
8. It's an entirely new thing right..?
In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan. Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying to change the bill to suit thier theft (corruption).
 
7. Oh.. He is going on a hunger strike for that whole thing of passing a Bill ! How can that be possible in such a short span of time?
The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward and announce that the bill is going to be passed.
Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the LOK PAL BILL. 50% goverment participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.
 
8. Fine, What will happen when this bill is passed?
A LokPal will be appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous charge, say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has been going for last 25 years without any result.
 
9. Is he alone? Whoelse is there in the fight with Anna Hazare?
Baba Ramdev, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activist Swami Agnivesh, RTI activist Arvind Kejriwal and many more.
Prominent personalities like Aamir Khan is supporting his cause.
 
10. Ok, got it. What can I do?
At least we can spread the message. How?
Putting status message, links, video, changing profile pics.
 
At least we can support Anna Hazare and the cause for uprooting corruption from India. 
At least we can hope that his Hunger Strike does not go in vain.
At least we can pray for his good health.


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I don't know how factual this part is   

 

Anna Hazare says bring back the Black Money.

Do u know what will happen if 1,456 Lac Crores come back?

 

1. India will be financially No.1

2. Each district will get Rs. 60,000 crores

    & each village will get Rs. 100 crores

3. No need to pay taxes for next 20 years

4. Petrol will cost Rs. 25, Diesel 15, Milk 8

5. No need to pay any electricity bill

6. Indian borders will be stronger

    than the China Wall

7. 1500 Oxford-like universitis can be opened

8. 28,000 km of rubber road (like in Paris) can be laid

9. 2,000 hospitals (with all facilities); all medicines, free

10. 95 crore people will have their own homes

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

To be 8 again


To Be 8 again! 

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his
  wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not 
far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big 

bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.              
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, 
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was 
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a 
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries 
and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite 
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! 

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into 
bed exhausted. 

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 
'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 

'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, 

he is gonna get it wrong.