All that may matter: July 2011

Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously. Check out their new livery! And have a read about their Customer Relations.

WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOUR - SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN.

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced,
"People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
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On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said,
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
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On landing, the stewardess said,
"Please be sure to take all of your belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
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"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."
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"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker:
"Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
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After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo, a flight attendant on a flight announced,
"Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
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From a Kulula employee:
"Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
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"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."
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"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."
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"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
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"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.."
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And from the pilot during his welcome message:
"Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
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Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landingin Cape Town : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
"That was quite a bump and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."
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Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
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Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline". He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said,
"Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady said,
"Did we land, or were we shot down?"
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After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on with,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.."
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Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement:
"We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."
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Heard on a Kulula flight:
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
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What could you be like... if your date of birth is

1
The number 1 energy suggests an increased measure of executive ability & leadership qualities than your path may have indicated. No 1 of any month gives you greater will power & self-confidence, & very often a rather original approach. This 1 energy may diminish your ability & desire to handle details with a broad brush. You may be sensitive, but your feelings stay rather repressed & subdued due to external bindings. Bismarch , Alexander the Great, Annie Besant , Captain Cook & Ferdinand De Lesseps were born under the number 1.

2
Your birth on the 2nd day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, & intuition to your reading. You have a warmhearted nature & emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.The 2 is a very social number allowing you to make friends easily & quickly. You are more prone than most to become depressed & moody, as emotions can turn inward & cause anxiety & mental turmoil. Napolean111,Edison, Thomas Hardy were born under the number 2.

3
Being born on the 3rd day of the month is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life. The energy of 3 allows you to bounce back rapidly from all kinds of setbacks, be it physical or mental. There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing, sometimes "couldn't care less" attitude. You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, & you always make a very good impression. Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, & possibly singing. You are energetic & always a good conversationalist. You are affectionate & loving, but sometimes too sensitive. You are subject to rapid ups & downs. Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, Rudyard Kipling, Mark Twain,Joseph Stalin were born under the number 3.

4
Being born on the 4th day of the month should help make you a better manager & organizer. You may be more responsible & self-disciplined .Sincere & honest, you are a serious & hard working individual. Limitations may be imposed by this 4 energy, especially if this number is active elsewhere in your reading. Your feelings are likely to seem somewhat repressed at times. The number 4 has something of an inhibiting effect on your ability to show & express affections, as feeling are very closely regulated & controlled. There is a good deal of rigidity & stubbornness associated with the number 4. George Washington, Lord Byron, Faraday were born under the number 4.

5
With a birthday on the 5th of the month you are inclined to work well with people & enjoy them. You are talented & versatile, very good at presenting ideas. You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times & need change & travel. You tend to be very progressive, imaginative & adaptable. Your mind is quick, clever & analytical. A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient & easily bored with routine. You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility. Shakespeare, Karl Marx, Neil Armstrong, Eisenhower & Albert Einstein were born under the number 5.

6
A birthday on the 6th of the month adds a tone of responsibility, helpfulness, & understanding to your natural inclinations. Those born on the sixth are more apt to be open & honest with everyone, & more caring about family & friends, too. This is a number associated with responsibility & caring. Queen Victoria, Napolean1, Joan of Arc, Warren Hastings & Max Muller were born under the number 6.

7
Born on the 7th day of month gives you a tendency to be something of a perfectionist & makes you more individualistic in many ways. Your mind is good at deep mental analysis & complicated reasoning. You are very psychic & sensitive, & you should usually follow your hunches. You may not take orders too well, so you may want to work alone or in a situation where you can be the boss. This birthday gives a tendency to be somewhat self-centered & a little stubborn. Queen Elizabeth 1, Charles Dickens, Oscar Wilde, Sir Isaac Newton,William Wordsworth & Billy Graham were born under the number 7.

8
Born on the 8th day of the month, you have a special gift for business, as you can conceive & plan on a grand scale. You have good executive skills & you're a good judge of values. You should try to own your own business, because you have such a strong desire to be in control. You are generally reliable when it comes to handling money. Idealistic by nature, you are never too busy to spend some time on worthwhile causes, especially if managerial support are needed. There is much potential for material success associated with this number. George Bernadshaw, Sir Humphry Davy, Christian Bernard, Elizabeth Taylor were born under the number 8.

9
Your birth on the 9th day of the month adds a tone of idealism & humanitarianism to your nature. You become one who can work easily with people because you are broadminded, tolerant & generous. You are ever sensitive to others' needs & feelings, & even if the other numbers in your core makeup don't show it, you are very sympathetic & compassionate. Your feeling run deep & you often find yourself in dramatically charged situations. This 9 energy always tends to give more that it gets. Theodore Roosevelt, Greta Garbo, Richard Nixon, George Stephenson were born under the number 9.

10
Your birth on the 10th day of the month adds a tone of independence & extra energy to your Life Path. The number 1 energy suggest more executive ability & leadership qualities than you path may have indicated. A birthday on the 10th of any month gives greater will power & self-confidence, & very often a rather original approach. This 1 energy may diminish your ability & desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush. You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed. You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations.

11
Your birth on the 11th day of the month makes you something of a dreamer & an idealist. You work well with people because you know how to use persuasion rather than force. There is a strong spiritual side to your nature, & you may have intuitive qualities inherent in you. You are very aware & sensitive, though often temperamental. Although you have a good mind & you are very analytical, you may not be comfortable in the business world. You
are definitely creative & this influence tends to make you more of a dreamer than a doer.

12
Being born on the 12th day of the month is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life. The energy of 3 allows you to bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or mental. There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing attitude. You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, & you always make a very good impression. Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, & possibly singing. You are energetic & always a good conversationalist. You have a keen imagination, but you tend to scatter your energies & become involved with too may superficial matters. Your mind is practical & rational despite this tendency to jump about. You are affectionate & loving, but very sensitive. You are subject to rapid ups & downs.

13
Being born on the 13th day of the month should help make you a better manager & organizer, but it may also give you a tendency to dominate people a bit. You may be more responsible & self-disciplined. Sincere & honest, you are a serious, hard working individual. Limitations may be imposed by this 4 energy, especially if there is additional indications the number elsewhere in your number. Your feelings are likely to seem somewhat repressed at times. Your intolerance & insistence on complete accuracy can be irritating to some.

14
With a birthday on the 14th of the month you are inclined to work well with people & enjoy them. You are talented & versatile, very good at presenting ideas, & you are also very good at organization & systematizing. You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times & need change & travel. You tend to be very progressive, imaginative & adaptable. Your mind is quick, clever & analytical. A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient & easily bored with routine, & rebel against it. You have a tendency to shirk responsibility.

15
With a birthday on the 15th of any month, you are apt to have really strong attachments to home, family & domestic scene. The 1 & 5 equaling 6, provide the sort of energy that makes you an excellent parent or teacher. You are very responsible & capable. You like harmony in your environment & strive to maintain it. You tend to learn by observation rather than study & research. This number shows artistic leanings. You're a very generous & giving person, but perhaps a bit stubborn in ways.

16
Your birth on the 16th day of the month gives a sense of loneliness & generally the desire to work alone. You are relatively inflexible, & insist on your being independent. You need a good deal of time to rest & to meditate. You are introspective & a little stubborn. Because of this, it may not be easy for you to maintain permanent relationships, but you probably will as you are very much into home & family. This birth day inclines to interests in the technical, the scientific, & to the religious explorations. You may be emotional, but have a hard time expressing these emotions. Because of this, there may be some difficulty in giving or receiving affection.

17
Your birth on the 17th day of the month suggests that you are very fortune financially, because this date is very good for business interest & a solid business sense. Although you are probably very honest & ethical, this birthday enables you to be shrewd & successful in the world of business & commercial enterprise. You have excellent organizational, managerial, & administrative capabilities enabling you to handle large projects & significant amounts of money with relative ease. You are ambitious & highly goal-oriented, although you may be better at starting projects than you are at finishing them. A sensitivity in your nature, often repressed below the surface of awareness, makes it hard to give or receive affection.

18
Your birthday on the 18th day of the month suggests than you are one who can work well with a group, but still remain someone who needs to maintain individual identity. There is a humanistic or philanthropic approach to business circumstances in which you find yourself. You may have good executive abilities, as you are very much the organizer & administrator. You are broad-minded, tolerant & generous, a compassionate person that can inspire others with imaginative ideas. Some of your feelings may be expressed, but even more of them are apt to be repressed. There is a lot of drama in your personality & in the way you express yourself to others.

19
A birthday on the 19th of any month gives greater will power & self-confidence, & very often a rather original approach; but with this, a somewhat self-centered approach to life that may be in conflict with some of the other influences in your life. This 1 energy may diminish your ability & desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush. You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed. You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations. You do not tend to follow convention or take advice very well. Consequently, you tend to learn through experience; sometimes hard experiences. The 19/1 is a loner number & you may experience feelings of being alone even if you are married. You may take on a tendency to be nervous & anger more easily.

20
Your birth on the 20th day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, & intuition to your readings. The 2 energy provided here is very social, allowing you to make friends easily and quickly. Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group. You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection. You are very prone to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil. It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in.

21
Being born on the 21st day of the month is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life. The energy of 3 allows you to bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or mental. There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing attitude. You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, and you always make a very good impression. Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, and possibly singing. You are energetic and always a good conversationalist. You have a keen imagination, but you tend to scatter your energies and become involved with too may superficial matters. Your mind is practical and rational despite this tendency to jump about. You are affectionate and loving, but very sensitive. You are subject to rapid ups and downs.

22
Being born on the 22nd of the month, you are capable of handling large scale undertakings, assuming great responsibility, and working long and hard towards their completion. Often, especially in the early part of life, there is rigidity or stubbornness, and a tendency to repress feelings. Idealistic, you work for the greater good with a good deal of inner strength and charisma. An extremely capable organizer, but likely to paint with broad strokes rather than detail. You are very aware and intuitive. You are subject to a good deal of nervous tension.

23
With a birthday on the 23rd of the month you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them. You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas. You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel. You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable. Your mind is quick, clever and analytical. A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine. You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility. Very sociable, you make friends easily and you are an excellent traveling companion.

24
Born on the 24th, you have a greater capacity for responsibility and helping others than may have shown in your life path. You may also become the mediator and peacemaker in inharmonious situations. Devoted to family and friends, you tend to manage and protect. This birth date adds to the emotional nature and perhaps to the sensitivities. Affections are important to you -both the giving and the receiving.

25
Your birth on the 25th day of the month modifies your life path by giving you some special interest in technical, scientific, or other complex and often hard to understand subjects. You may become something of a perfectionist and a stickler for details. Your thinking is logical and intuitive, rational and responsible. Your feelings may run deep, but you are not very likely to let them show. This birthday makes you a more private person, more introspective and perhaps more inflexible. In friendships you are very cautious and reserved. You are probably inventive, and given to unique approaches and solutions.

26
Your birth on the 26th day of the month modifies your life path by increasing your capability to function and succeed in the business world. In this environment you have the skills to work very well with others thanks to the 2 and 6 energies combining in this date. There is a marked increase in organizational, managerial, and administrative abilities. You are efficient and handle money very well. Ambitious and energetic, while generally remaining cooperative and adaptable.You have a wonderful combination of being good at both the broad strokes and the fine detail. This birthday is practical and realistic, often seeking material satisfaction.

27
Your birth on the 27th day of the month adds a tone of selflessness and humanitarianism to your life path. Certainly, you are one who can work very well with people, but at the same time you need a good bit of time to be by your self to rest and meditate. Regardless of your life path number, there is a very humanistic and philanthropic approach in most of things that you do. This birthday helps you be broadminded, tolerant, generous and very cooperative. You are the type of person who uses persuasion rather than force to achieve your ends. You tend to be very sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you able to give much in the way of friendship without expecting a lot in return.

28
Your birth on the 28th day of the month adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your Life Path. The number 1 energy suggest more executive ability and leadership qualities than you path may have indicated. A birthday on the 28th of any month gives greater will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach. Unlike much of the other 1 energy, this birthday is one that endow with the ability to start a job and continue on until it is finished. You may prefer to use the broad brush, but you can handle details as well. You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed. You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations.

29
Your birthday on the 29th adds a tone of idealism to your nature. You are imaginative and creative, but rather uncomfortable in the business world. You are very aware and sensitive, with outstanding intuitive skills and analytical abilities. The 29 reduces to 11, one of the master numbers which often produces much nervous tension. This is the birthday of the dreamer rather than the doer. You do, however, work very well with people.

30
Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness. You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable. You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words. You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic. You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller. Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue.

31
Your birthday on the 31st of the month suggests that you are a good organizer and manager, an energetic and dependable worker; attributes often showing success in the business world. Serious and sincere, you have the patience and determination necessary to accomplish a great deal. Your approach can be original, but often rigid and stubborn. Sensitivity may be present, but feeling are likely to be repressed. You are good with detail and insist on accuracy, but at times scatter energies. Practical thinker, but not without imagination. You love travel and don't like to live alone. You should probably marry early, for responsibility is necessary for your stability.

All that may matter

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What's your date of birth?